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A Critical System Error has occured. You are all going to die.
StarBurst is so fruity, it should be counted as a gay candy! -Me
My camera isn't big enough to fit my penis in the view. -Strider Orion
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=thundercake made me do it.
Yea Im seriously... like.. agh. Last night I took over the recommended dose of ibuprofin.. not on purpose really.. Dont worry about me, its a silly thing that I can hopefully work out.. I hope.
Again, thanks a lot.
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"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." -Franklin D. Rosevelt
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